The Seahawks are the least watchable team in America*. Remember when we used to nit-pick 13-point wins, beg our perennially over-achieving offense to fire the coordinator, and complain about not getting enough respect from national media? This is what we get.
*non-Bills division. I’m still not convinced the Buffalo Bills are real.
Cat food rotting on moldy cardboard** would’ve been better TV than the Seahawks tonight. For a solid five years, Seattle was the most interesting city in the NFL. Young, brash bullies led fearlessly by their impossibly exuberant head coach and their impossibly square QB.