Forty-five minutes of underwhelming football was more than made up for in a wild fourth quarter, as the Seahawks eked out a narrow season opening win.
The NFL exists not merely to entertain us humans- that is a byproduct of a greater design. The NFL was created by the gods as a savage diversion. An NFL game is their version of a dogfight- dozens of highly-trained, genetically superior specimens battling out in front of a multitude of bloodthirsty fans. It is chaotic by default, a high-variance contest of muscle and intelligence upon which the deities slap down their heavenly $20s.