I’m not quite sure I’m ready for Marshawn Lynch in Oakland. It’s going to feel awkward rooting against him, but 12’s are a viciously loyal bunch to say the very least. I will actively hope for him to fail at his job, but I can still love Lynch deep down. Yes, I can still love Lynch. I just hope he doesn’t have any more beast-quake-like situations at CenturyLink; I don’t think the Nisqually can handle it. Have you put your emergency preparedness kit together? Isn’t “The Big One” supposed to hit any day now?
If Western Washington doesn’t split off into some new island nation before the weekend starts, might I suggest going to 107.