Making the NFL is pretty much one of the hardest things to do in America, and that's only if you're trying to make the NFL. I mean, I personally haven't tried to make the NFL since last week when I was walking to the store at 11:53 PM and then realized they closed at midnight so I had to do one of those half-jogs to ensure that I'd get there in time to buy a pint of Cherry Garcia and thought to myself, "Damn, I'm barely breaking a sweat. I should try out for the Seahawks.