No, Clippy, get the heck out of here. How’d you even get here? I use a Mac.
YOU LOOK SAD.
Of course I’m sad, Clippy, I’m a Mariners fan and—look, why am I talking to you? You’re a creepy anthropomorphized paper clip. Your name is so unimaginative you make that “I’m the map” song from Dora look like a Rachmaninoff Concerto.
YOU SEEM TO BE LASHING OUT. WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
I—okay fine. So, the White Sox starter, telenovela character Anthony Ranoudo, had super-shaky command in the first inning and gave up two runs right off the bat.