Yesterday, pitted against the last day of the NBA regular season and the first day of the NHL playoffs, Major League Baseball ensured some headline space of its own. This had almost nothing to do with the results in the box score, but rather with bench-clearing incidents in Colorado and Boston.
Here at Lookout Landing, we do not condone violence. It is a silly and childish way to settle differences. With that in mind, if you ever find yourself in a scenario where you must call upon a Mariner for protection, it would behoove you to choose someone from this list.