Forget those ugly camo caps, this video right here is the most 'Murica thing that happened at an MLB game on Memorial Day.
Behold as a fan at Monday's Seattle Mariners-Tampa Bay Rays game grabs a foul ball, then proceeds to dance the most ridiculous dance you'll see this week — it's somewhere between hyped-up 4-year-old and Pauly Shore performing as a rodeo clown.
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He stops to tilt his hat and picks up a sign at the end.