They should’ve known it was going to go poorly when he showed up twenty minutes late to pick them up, claiming with a grin that though it was 7:20 PM here, “it’s 4:20 somewhere”.
As Trevor Bauer arrived at T-Mobile Park to pick the Mariners up, there was a mixture of nerves and excitement. The Mariners were fresh off a few rough dates in a row and were far from sold on tonight’s match, but he seemed different. Intellectual. Detail-oriented. Industrious. His dating profile read more like a LinkedIn bio, but when you’re a hungry fisher any bite is encouraging.