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Transformers: Battle for SadSpark

Earlier today I made the (un)wise decision of watching the most recent Transfomers film. Even more-so, I live tweeted the entire affair and that was actually more fun than watching the Seattle Mariners lose another baseball game (for me, probably not for you). What follows is the details of this past game and my afternoon watching robot fights.

— David Skiba (@SkibaScubaShop) July 22, 2015

EXT. SPACE

A LARGE ROBOT voiced by LOU PINIELLA looks down at EARTH, floating through space speaks as the CAMERA SLOWLY PANS TO DETROIT

LOU PINIELLA

There once was a time when Sodo was a sacred place and the defenders of it were just so, too.