The Mariners should not sell, get a grip

I thought about the title being the extent of the article, in the classical style of the earlier days of this site. “Less is more” has rarely been my mantra, however I promise brevity by comparison to my usual 1000 word tomes today. The thesis is thus:

1. The Seattle Mariners have are 49-43 (a .533 winning percentage, jokes jokes jokes)
2. The Seattle Mariners are playing an uninspiring and wretched brand of baseball that is not only awful to watch every time they come to the plate but has them at a mere +4 run differential, a sign of a more mediocre club.