Without further ado, the runs that got away:
Inning 1: Mallex Smith, who loves sandy beaches, reached on a leadoff double and advanced to third base on a sacrifice from Kyle Seager. But despite sending up Edwin Encarnacion and then Daniel Vogelbach - your two best wing-men - it just wasn’t meant to be with Smith.
Inning 2: Omar Narvaez, who enjoys short walks up the first base line, was hurried quickly to 3rd after his walk on a double from Dee Gordon, but he was halted there when Shed Long grounded out to short and Dylan Moore struck out looking.