In a surprising 6-3 victory, the Mariners defeat the Astros in a hell of a Saturday victory which brought us Cruz, Trumbo, and Smith dingers. Also not losing, because yes.
So today the Mariners beat the Astros. That's a thing that happened, and if you really want some details you should follow these here links to give you them:
Ostensibly Divish and Shannon Drayer will get in on the recap action soon, and if you really want the details you should click all those links. That's because I wrote last night's recap and I'm writing tonight's, and I'm also writing tomorrow's.