The Mariners as things in or near my (student) apartment

So the Mariners lost the Ichiro Night game. That sucks! It sucks so much that I don’t want to talk about the game. So instead, I’m going to do a remake of a classic LL article, while also telling all of you lovely readers about my new apartment.

Luis Castillo

My A/C works very hard and without it I would melt.

Matt Festa

This alarm is disconnected, providing only the illusion of safety.