We know you don’t come to Lookout Landing to read a blow-by-blow account of the game, which you can get mostly anywhere. Sometimes the last thing you want to do is read about the actual game, while still getting a vague idea of what happened in the game, with some sort of numbing agent in place so you don’t actually have to relive, say, a 21-1 loss to the Astros. The worse the games are and the more irrelevant the team, the harder we tend to work to come up with a clever motif in which to attractively package the heap of garbage we’ve been offered that particular evening.
The Great Pumpkin does not come, Mariners lose to White Sox 9-7
