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because the season is over (again)

Despite the squad snatching a victory from the jaws of meh last night, make no mistake about it: the season is over (again). Let’s return this current crop to the jerk store and move whatever mountains we have to in order to re-assemble this dream team of agreeable fellows who have donned the Northwest Green/trident/royal-and-gold at some point in time. Drag them out of retirement, fly them back from Korea, unshackle them from whatever desk they may sit at now. Just get them here, and then have them all stick around after every game for cornhole and beverages and fried finger foods.