Thank you all for joining us for the most exciting morning of the year - Lookout Landing ‘s Minor League Awards Ceremony. It’s an annual brand-new tradition unlike any other thing we realized we should do now that Seattle’s farm system doesn’t send us to a thesaurus every week searching “barren synonyms”. I’m wearing the best suit my largest uncle would lend me, and I’m sure you’re all similarly well-regaled. Our staff deliberated and voted on 12 discrete awards this year, as well as a “Best Tools” roundup. While I will be your emcee adding the flavor text, these awards are the combined wisdom (or lack thereof) of our whole crew putting their brains together.