We’ve seen a lot of rookies get fitted for Mariner jerseys this year, which is what inspired this week and last week’s quiz. The hope is for none of the current gentlemen to end up in this category, which is the unplayable, burn after using category.
As players who came up and were instantly atrocious, lots of these guys are very forgettable. A few turned things around and ended up being serviceable or even above average, although some of the turnarounds were in other teams’ neighborhood.
The group includes two members of the rollicking 2014 bullpen, two people who threw for the 2020 Mariners, and two individuals with deliriously hard to spell last names, which is why we’ve rigged the Sporcle to accept shortened versions of them.