How long have you had your job? If you started before March 29, 2018, congratulations! You’ve held down your position longer than anyone on the Toronto Blue Jays. If your workplace debut happened prior to June 3, 2004, you’ve had your job longer than literally any player in Major League Baseball.
Our topsy turvy Mariners have one guy who knows where the best snacks are kept, how to fix the printer, and what routes to take when traffic in the area is bad, but other than that, most of Seattle’s employees are fairly new.