Attention, MLB rookies: You can cancel that offseason McDonald’s job application you’ve been filling out.
Baseball’s minimum wage increases to $563,500 next year.
Headlines
• At TheOnion.com: “Bengals assure injury-prone Tua Tagovailoa he can have any of Andy Dalton’s organs.”
• At Fark.com, on the death of snowboard visionary Jake Burton Carpenter at 65: “RIP (Rest In Powder).”
Paging Rod Smart
Ex-Houston pitcher Mike Fiers — now with the A’s — spilled the beans on the Astros’ alleged cheating scheme.
Good thing there’s a designated-hitter rule, or the name plate on the back of Fiers’ jersey might be “He Hit Me.