WE INTERUPT THIS SUNDAY MORNING FOR IMPORTANT AND BREAKING NEWS. PLEASE STAND BY:
Mariners recall Shawn O'Malley from Tacoma. Luis Sardinas optioned to Tacoma after last night's game
— Ryan Divish (@RyanDivish) May 15, 2016
Inexplicably so, there are some of us afforded the grace, talent, and general luck to pass through this realm with a sort of nonchalance to circumstance. There are some whom Reality does not seem to touch with such cold hands. Gravity bears less a burden, Time and Misfortune, as well. These are the movers and the shakers of the world.