NN: Pete, I’ve officially hit my wall. You can find me at the nearest bar to sulk because I am officially done as a Mariners fan.
PP: Seriously, Nick?
NN: Hello?! We just traded Segura, Nicasio, and Pazos to the Phillies. New shortstop JP Crawford doesn’t hold a candle to Jean! Aren’t you also upset that trading him away negates the brilliant Arizona trade Dipoto pulled off to acquire him?
PP: How are you now surprised after we already sold Cano, Paxton, and Diaz too?
NN: Because it is the straw that broke the camel’s back.