PP: Hey Nick, what are you listening to?
NN: Oh hey, Pete. “Black Magic Woman” by Carlos Santana, in honor of our newest Mariner.
PP: Didn’t you hear that we traded Santana today?
NN: That can’t be. We just picked him up.
PP: Yeah, and just shipped him off. Right back to where he played for eight seasons, Cleveland.
NN: Why would Cleveland want him back after not extending him the first stint?
PP: Sometimes teams change their mind on these things. Take our former GM, Jack Zduriencik.