Typical of me to go and ruin the party
Everybody says they love me, but I’m still brokenhearted
They call me Polly Pessimism, I’m a macabre Barbie
The Mariners had a chance to go to Florida on this road trip and make a vacation out of it. Enjoy paradise from their position atop the American League West, and make the most of it. They started the road trip dropping two of three to the Guardians, but could have made up for it against the sub .500 teams of the Marlins and the Rays.