My dearest SUS readers,
Please accept my most humble apologies for the delay in this week’s edition and the utter absence of the last. I did not, in fact, get eaten by one of the rare polar bears to swim and/or drift over on an ice floe from Greenland (and did, indeed, have a spectacular time on my travels - thank you to all for the great tips!). Instead, the ‘roni came to our house (not in connection with my adventure, and I’ve got the PCRs to prove it). Not one but two housemates were felled and quarantined, which meant that for the last week I have been the primary caretaker for two ailing boys (men) and an exceptionally demanding young corgi.