Checking in on whether the Mariners have 8 more years to pay to a Casey Kotchman clone.
As I sit here in the shiny, switch and button-filled Lookout Landing headquarters I struggle to think of things that people will find relevant. Fortunately over in the corner I found a shiny red toggle hermetically sealed and labeled "In case of underperforming player on long-term contract break glass!". I did and now this article is taking forever because typing with blood seeping out of your right hand is hard and not advised.
The discussion on what 2015 Robinson Cano has been for the Mariners is an easy and boring one.