*Note: Set timer to 10 innings, prior to starting recipe
3 Mitch Haniger hits. Must be added immediately before proceeding with recipe
5 innings of scoreless baseball from Erasmo Ramírez. Sharpen prior to use, as Ramírezes can grow dull without use, to ensure maximum success (ie three hits allowed, with 54 strikes out of 79 against one of the top offenses in baseball)
2 Ryon Healy RBIs
2 home runs, preferably comically mammoth ones from strong men like Healy or Mike Zunino. For extra flavor, doubt heavily prior to dingers.
1 Mariners base on balls.