One of the more frustrating things to me over the past couple years has been the Mariners, twice in the past three years, have completely faceplanted on weekends where the chief directive was Appreciating Edgar Martinez. [Letterkenny hockey coach voice: #$%*& EMBARRASSING!] In 2017, it was the infamous Deadgar Weekend (copyright John Trupin), when the Mariners—who were somehow at that time in position for a playoff spot?—were swept by the Angels in a four-game series, suffering a near 20% hit to their postseason chances in one fell swoop. It was awful.