Today’s intrasquad Mariners game featured: no fans in the seats on a gorgeous Seattle July afternoon, a late start, audio issues aplenty, Sam Haggerty in center field, innings that ended whenever the coaching squad felt they ought to, Justin Dunn doing his best Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde impression, and fans in the livestream chat cosplaying as the Seager family. At one point pre-broadcast Dave Sims could be heard saying YEEHAW in the same tone Mike Blowers says “oh boy” when the Mariners are literally melting down and setting themselves on fire in the middle of an inning.
Pilots vs. Steelheads intrasquad spotlights the weird, uncomfortable, and wonderful
