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Parents pen letter from Tooth Fairy we all feared as kids

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PHILADELPHIA — We all know the deal -- lose a baby tooth, put it under your pillow and awake to some cash from the Tooth Fairy.

Thinking about all the candy and toys you can buy with your reward is the only thing that really made tying a string around your tooth, attaching it to a door and letting your sibling slam said door worth it (or was that just us?)

Imagine this Philadelphia boy's disappointment when he realized just how seriously the Tooth Fairy is now taking her job.

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On a sheet of pristine letterhead from "The Offices of Tooth and Fairy, LLC -- Tooth Adjusters," Elliot learned that the contract required him to do his chores when and how his parents requested or else:

[The Tooth Adjusters] will have no recourse but to repossess all of your remaining teeth, by force if necessary, with no repayment.