Hello. There is a Mariners game today. Go Mariners! There is no Jean Segura because of his arm infection. Boo infectious disease! Please snap the winning streak, Mariners. I am married to a Red Sox fan. please.
I feel weirdly good about this one, which honestly makes no sense. Go Mariners. Oh, and it’s on Fox, so no Root Sports or MLB.tv. Buy an antenna like a baby boomer, dammit.