Would that we could all be so lucky as to have a pair of coworkers like Mitch Haniger and Ty France. Feeling lousy and need a shift covered? Ty’s got you. Way behind and feeling overwhelmed? Mitch can scoop some of that busywork and will vouch for you in the next big meeting. Your No. 7 and No. 8 starting pitchers, a waiver claim, a minor league signee, a converted mediocre AAA starter, and a closer with three blown saves already in under three weeks are inexplicably crafting a one-hitter but you’re still not outscoring your opponents?
CALL.