Mariners Win In Front Of Sellout Crowd And Their Wayward Wieners

As a self-identified hot dog connoisseur it greatly pains me to know that

1. Philly fans wasted perfectly good hot dogs, and
2. A random ballpark frank in Philadelphia got to meet Jarred Kelenic before I did.

The Phillies 2nd Dollar Dog night is ending just like the first one but this time the dogs are on the field pic.twitter.com/jYdMUoU17f

— Baseball Doesn't Exist (@BaseballDoesnt) April 26, 2023

But this isn’t a recap about my feelings about hot dogs, no, that would be too brief and honestly too sensual.