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Mariners Trade-a-Day: Filling the Shoes of a Ryan Divish Commenter

Jerry Dipoto is the greatest general manager of all time. He can make any deal happen, despite inheriting one of the worst farm systems in all of baseball. One man’s trash is another man’s dinner, I always say!

The Mariners have a lot of holes, but there is a trade out there waiting for them and I can’t believe Jerry hasn’t pulled the trigger yet. It’s probably because ownership only cares about money. Haven’t they heard that scared money don’t make none?!

Well, if that’s the case, this deal will make them a lot of money as it will put BUTTS in SEATS!