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Mariners tie Brewers with B-team in stakes-free baseball

Today’s game saw the Mariners play the Milwaukee Brewers in a game that ended up lasting over three hours. The two teams tied, 7-7, which was the same final score as the 2002 MLB All-Star game. The players who played in this game were not All-Stars. The Mariners ran out a lineup that did not consist of nearly any actual starters, and I have thus decided not to obsess over which players’ results might mean something for the 2022 Mariners’ chances.

Instead, I have decided to talk about which Arcade Fire song each of the members of the Mariners starting lineup reminds me of.