I always try to have at least an illusion of professionalism for each game I’m tasked to recap - hand charting the starter, watching for .giffable moments, the whole nine yards. This season may be the pro sports equivalent of a shitpost, but despite that, there are things to analyze, ponder, and speculate on. With the Mariners out of the gauntlet of Houston, Justus Sheffield on the mound, and a righty-heavy lineup that brought us more Tim Lopes and Dylan Moore, this game had all the makings of some juicy content.
Mariners stare into the abyss, lose 10-2
