Winning teams are all alike, but each Mariners loss is unhappy in its own way. Tonight the Mariners got blown out, although not as badly as they have been in the past, and not as badly as they will be in the future. Overall, though, this game was a pile of poo, and the Mariners are now 6-21 in May, the worst mark in franchise history. Inspired by a round at trivia last night where the challenge was to name “movie titles that evoke taking a poo,” after presenting each poo-y thing that happened, I will offer you a similar challenge, rating the inning on a scale of 1-5 poos and matching it with an appropriately bad film.
Mariners spin 2019 Wheel of Losses, spinner lands on “blowout loss to Angels”
