It’s getting to be football season, so tonight let’s roll an old football chestnut out of the mothballs they’ve been stored in all summer and say tonight’s game was a tale of two halves. Except they weren’t halves, really, they were the parts of the game where the starters were in and the parts where they weren’t, and also if anything approaching the chaos that occurred in tonight’s game happened on a football field and Cris Collinsworth had to describe it he would run away into the night, never to be heard from again. But first half things first!
Mariners smash Chaos Ball button, win 6-2 over Angels
