Here’s what Mike Leake did in the first four innings of Sunday’s game: gave up three earned runs on three hits, two of which were home runs.
Here’s what I did in the first four innings of Sunday’s game: took a nap.
It was the best kind of nap, too, one of those naps that you aren’t planning to take, you just naturally fall asleep to the sounds of your own breathing incessant percussion beats by the Oakland Coliseum Symphony. The midday slumber was glorious. As I do not have any children yet, I do not watch golf, so for me, baseball is the best possible sport to have in the background during a nap.