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Mariners read Love’s Labour’s Lost, misinterpret it as “Love to Lose on Labor Day”, fall to A’s 5-4

There’s a reason the A’s, despite all their struggles, are outperforming the Angels currently: where the Angels went deep on pitching, assembling a decent-ish buffet of starters and a very deep bullpen, the A’s put a bunch of big bopping boys in their lineup and told them to swing away. Do they strike out a lot? Yes! But also, sometimes they don’t, and today those big beefy bopping boys bopped beefily, bludgeoning the Blahriners with their bombastic bats to a 5-4 loss.

While the vibes are currently more rancid than the forgotten head of lettuce I just dug out of my vegetable drawer in preparation for trash day, it was not always so!