Wild Rowdy Tellez Spotted in the Toronto Area
Dear readers, I have some quite shocking news for you. Those of you who are sensitive or underage should feel free to stop reading now.
A wild Rowdy Tellez has been spotted in the wilds of Toronto, Canada. Yes, you heard that right, a wild, unruly, destructive Rowdy Tellez (Adultus filius magna) was spotted. Little is known about this elusive creature, typically native to the woods around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, or the swamps and flatlands of Sacramento, California. Recent habitat destruction and human activity have driven the wild Tellez to the Pacific Northwest.