Negative Nick(bad Mariners fan): Hey Pete, you also sad about football season ending?
Positive Pete: Sure am, not sure if I’m ready for the sports dark period.
NN: Luckily, time flies.
PP: Speaking of sports, what about the Mariners?
NN: What about the Mariners?
PP: Hello, their season starts in a couple of months! Who is your Mariners guy?
NN: My Mariners guy?
PP: You know. Your x-factor? Your dark horse Mariner. The one who will quietly get things done and make a big impact on the team.