[on Tinder]
ADAM: *swipes right*
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can i talk to you for a second— average joe (@jazz_inmypants) July 5, 2019
Mariners Moose Tracks, 7/13/19: JULIOOOOOOO, Stitches, 70s Rock Revivals

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[on Tinder]
ADAM: *swipes right*
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can i talk to you for a second— average joe (@jazz_inmypants) July 5, 2019