Fresh off a complete game shutout tossed at the stadium where he grew up rooting for the team he now plays for, Tyler Phillips brings his 3-0 record and impeccable vibes to T-Mobile Park along with the rest of the Phillies, who will look to pull out of a little slump they’ve been in. It’s so admirable how Phillies fans, nine games up on the rest of the division, have taken this minor slump in stride with the levelheadedness and clear-eyed fortitude we’ve come to expect from Philly sports fans.
Ah yes, that phenomenon known only to Phillies baseball players, and no one else:
There needs to be a case study into how the entire Phillies offense manages to slump at the same exact time.