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Mariners Exchange Countless Bags of Sunflower Seeds and Almost Four Hours for Loss

Mariners lose a game that felt a lot like a win until it really felt like a loss.

In an attempt to keep moral high, I'd like to begin here:

In 4th Grade my mother decided that I should sign up for some etiquette classes being offered at my elementary school. The reasons were multiple, but I am deciding not because I was lacking in social decorum.  It was more like I was in 4th Grade and I'm sure my parents needed the extra 90 minutes off from my shit while also I was being taught to set the table.