Mariners lose a game that felt a lot like a win until it really felt like a loss.
In an attempt to keep moral high, I'd like to begin here:
In 4th Grade my mother decided that I should sign up for some etiquette classes being offered at my elementary school. The reasons were multiple, but I am deciding not because I was lacking in social decorum. It was more like I was in 4th Grade and I'm sure my parents needed the extra 90 minutes off from my shit while also I was being taught to set the table.