It’s a Friday night and I’m a regular person with a firm brain not significantly mangled by decades of Mariners-watching, so I did a normal Friday night thing and I watched this movie the kids have been talking about. It’s a movie called Professional Conference, or something like that I think.
The movie’s about this baseball team that isn’t supposed to be very good. In fact, the higher-ups have put together a team expected to produce a losing season. Like a butterfly, though, this team will emerge down the road as a much better version of itself - maybe as a team in Miami (this would not actually be better at all), or maybe as a legitimately competitive team.