Tonight I started at least three different recaps, with three different themes, before yet another agonizing, late-game loss. This was a weird, disjointed game, so here’s a weird, disjointed recap about it. The 2023 Mariners: they never seem to run out of new ways to break your heart.
Part 1: The Emily in Paris Recap
At the risk of tipping my hand, this is a recap theme I’ve been sitting on forever, as a tribute to a show that taught me the definition of “hate-watching.” I’ve never really been one for reality TV or other things that people “hate watch,” but somehow Emily in Paris, a soapy drama about a bad person with worse fashion sense, has me in its grasp.