You may not realize this, but yesterday the Mariners played their 55th game. Because I am apparently math-challenged, I did not realize quickly that this meant they were PAST the 1⁄3 mark, so I should have gotten this article done before yesterday’s game, but those are the breaks. One third of a season—almost a full 2020’s worth of games!—provides ample opportunity to do some “projections” by doing a type of math that is about at the limit of what I can handle on my own these days: multiplying by three. So here are some bizarre, some cool, some bad, but all 100% guaranteed to happen facts about the Mariners’ final 2021 tallies.