To the surprise of no one, I am a competitive person. I am the task-master on our weekly pub trivia team. If someone is walking quickly on the street, I will adjust my pace to walk more quickly than them. I play board games because I enjoy them but also because I want to grow the shit out of some vines and make wines superior in quantity and quality to my friends’, and consequently dominate them in an imaginary world where we’re all titans of the winemaking industry with extensive family estates instead of shitty one-bedroom apartments.