2018! It was certainly A Year. There was an Olympics with a dramatic women’s hockey win that actually made Canadians act rude for like, a day, and a World Cup that somehow still happened even though the US wasn’t in it. Elon Musk pretended like he was going to rescue some kids from a cave, but really just wanted to invent a smaller, dumber submarine, before he went on to invent a smaller, dumber, more dangerous subway. There was a royal wedding, a missile scare in Hawaii (that broke and then saved PornHub, because 2018!
Lookout Landing’s New Years Resolutions
