The Seattle Mariners released their 2019 commercials today, unveiling four brand new 30-second spots that will infiltrate your television all summer. Some of them are better than the others.
SpeeDee: 4 out of 10
The premise of this commercial, and try to stick with me here, is that Dee Gordon is fast. So fast, even, that he has is own NASCAR-style pit crew while rounding the bases. Get it? Because he’s fast, like a racecar! You’re forgiven if this concept is going over your head. Cinema contains layers, you see.